Mooj Minion Application


If you feel you have what it takes to become a Mooj minion, please fill out this application and submit it to The Mooj selection committee. Being a registered Mooj Minion has so many advantages that time prohibits listing them all for you here.

Please provide the following contact information (all fields optional):

Name
Alias
Occupation
City
State/Province
Zip/Postal Code
Country
FAX
E-mail
URL

Please identify and describe yourself:

Date of Birth
Sex Male Female
Height
Weight
Hair Color
Eye Color

Where were you born (city and state)?


Please indicate your highest level of education:

I was home schooled
I attended high school but dropped out because of drugs
I attended high school but dropped out because of pregnancy
I attended high school but dropped out since I was pretty much aloser
I'm a high school graduate
I went to college but never finished
I graduated from a community college
I graduated from a state college
I graduated from a prestigious private university
I have a Master's degree
I have a Ph.D.
I have a two Ph.Ds.
I have absolutely no education, whatsoever

Describe your current financial situation:

Billionaire
Millionaire
Super rich
Well off
Doing okay but nothing to brag about
Just getting by
S.O.L.
Homeless

Where did you learn about The Mooj:

Friends
Loved ones
Jail
America's Most Wanted
Surfing the Internet
Other

List something special about yourself that you would like others to know about you:


Describe in 500 words or less why you consider yourself worthy of being a Mooj minion:


 

 

The Mooj or one of his non-paid interns will review your application and make a decision concerning your acceptance within ten working days.  Some applicants will be notified by e-mail; however, the vast majority will learn of their acceptance by reading the next available Mooj Weekly Standard.  All rejections are handled in a discrete manner (usually via e-mail or by a telephone call). All rejected candidates, though deemed to be unworthy, are encouraged to try again using a different name.  Official Mooj Minion Welcome Packages are usually mailed within 6 to 8 weeks (but don't count on it).           

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

 


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