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There is no denying that the last few months have been very difficult for those of us still employed within the Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh Entertainment Empire (MHVSEE). The global economic downturn has really affected our sales; and, sadly, many of our able-bodied office workers and recording engineers have been temporarily laid off. To further compound these troubles our boss, the gifted and magnanimous Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh, is now in jail somewhere in America. Mr. Singh's lawyers were unable to cop a deal on his behalf and he is now being held without bail in The Marion County Reformatory awaiting trial. Mr. Singh swears he is innocent; however, anyone who downloaded his uncle's book (found on this website) knows differently. Sadly, the crime he is being charged with is fully documented in that book. Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh probably should have read the book before returning to the United States (or, at least edited out the sordid details of the crimes). His lawyers have asked Mr. Singh to read the book so he can at least know what he is denying doing. Regardless of what others may think of Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh, I proudly stand by him and hope that he is given a lenient sentence if or when he is found guilty. Since he is a celebrity he should be treated better than the usual run of the mill criminal.
Just because Mr. Singh is in jail does not mean he is not managing his entertainment empire; he is doing so as we speak! Just this morning I got an email from him asking me to book the 120,000 seat Yuva Bharati Krirangan Stadium in Bidhannagar for the annual Kick Out The Fantods and Blow Your Mind Summer Exponaza. We did one of these last year (in a much smaller venue) and hope to achieve similar results but on a much grander scale (without the riots of course). The show lineup will be announced as soon as I can finalize a few things. Mainly, how Mr. Singh will pay for all this.
As we do every newsletter let us begin gingerly with reader mail. I will remind everyone, again, that this newsletter is about Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh and not his uncle [the vaulted saint] Sri Mujaputtia Umbababbaraba. This office gets about 200-300 emails a day and most concern Sri Mujaputtia Umbababbaraba. Below are the emails about MHVSEE-related material. Please remember to include your name and address so we can send you MHVSEE gear and mailings if we think you merit such.
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Psychedelic Mind Melt, I love Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh. I cannot tell you how important his efforts are in bringing good psychedelic music to this troubled and otherwise lackadaisical world. I used to buy the kind of crap most people listen to (like Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Lady GaGa, Britney Spears, etc). Then someone gave me the Menthol Man CD. I feel I am a better person for hearing it. The Menthol Man touches me deep down inside. I feel like we might be soul mates in a weird and cosmic way. As soon as I get out of prison I think I will attend one of his concerts. I can hardly wait!!! R. Chandrakar
(serving 6 -10 yrs. for crimes against humanity)
Sirs, I have a question about _______, the famous blues singer, who just released the Steamin' album. I've never seen this guy appear live but I really want to. Seeing him in concert would be awesome but it is turning into a major pain in the neck. For example last month I saw a poster for the Walkeshwar Blues Festival and ______'s name wasn't on it. So I went thinking he'd be there. But he wasn't. Then I skipped the Mangalore Blues Festival because his name wasn't on the poster but it turns out he was there. HOW DOES ONE KNOW WHEN _______ IS PERFORMING IF HE DOESN'T ALLOW HIS NAME TO BE USED ON THE POSTERS? "Frustrated in Rajpipla"
Dear Mind Melt! I'm a big fan of The Menthol Man. I remember seeing him perform many years ago while a member of The Menthol Men. They used to come on stage naked with shaving cream covering their private parts. Last week I saw The Menthol Man at the Oberoi Liquor Lounge. I almost died when he appeared on stage in a similar manner. I did notice, however, that his shaving cream bundle was hanging much lower than it used to. I guess it's only natural as he must be in his 50s by now. Below is a photo I took with my cell phone. In the photo The Menthol Man is doing one of his famous bangra dances while the background singers hum and hoot some sort of raga. Totally wild, man! Totally wild. Yours in psychedelic nirvana, Dr.
Sandmaar Khan
Dear Mind Melt, Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh is truly a genius! Mind you: I don't toss around terms like "genius" lightly. Excuse me now I have to get back to work. I am editing a topical paper on holistic-vibronic coupling in oligothiophenes for the next The Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society. Pip Pip! Jolly Good, say what? Sir Reginald
Sleeve
F__k yeah! I buy every record Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh make. F__k yeah! My favorite MHVSEE bands Korean ones KKK, Bent Dong, Phuck-chop and ASSeoul. F__k yeah! They totally rock. F__k yeah! Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh consider rock god in Korea. F__k yeah! But many Koreans pissed off that he change KKK's name to KiCK. If insult linger long many will stage boycott. Koreans very serious about psychedelic rock! F__k yeah! Hwan
Ji
Rock Me, Mogender Singh! I have a question concerning a band in America called The Psychedelic Mooj. They are ranked #1 in psychedelic blues by Google, Yahoo and MSN; however, they have no affiliation whatsoever with Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh, who seems to pride himself on being the #1 producer of psychedelic bands. A guy named Dr. Raj Chawla used to be president of The Psychedelic Mooj fan club. Then he mysteriously disappeared. I read somewhere that Dr. Chawla is now teaching Nuclear Physics at the Indian Institute of Technology Kharagpur. Dr. Chawla is also a member of MHVSEE advisory board. I find all this odd. Don't you? Modi
Rathod
Namaste! I just re bought the new Mera Naam Choo Choo album. I enjoyed it very much. Choo Choo is such a talented boy! Adya
Jindal (Choo Choo's mom)
Dear PMM, I totally dig the new Infarto Muy Grande album. It's a total gas. Salman
Kong
Dear Mind Melt, I heard that Beau Brummell and the Sopwith Holding Company lead singer Mansoor Bali "High" Khan just got busted for drugs. Doesn't Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh have a zero tolerance policy on drug misbehavior? Does that mean Mansoor Bali "High" Khan is going to be fired? I hope not. He is so very cute. Bindi
Kapoor
Hell Yes! Hsiuw1ehis2's new album q`sws`iasw totally kicks butt!!!!!! I never thought I would be into Swedish Death Polka ----but man! That dude can oooompa-pa-pa like a mofo. Top that, Slavko Avsenik! Seth Karamchand
Dear MHVSEE, I own a music shop near Jadavpur University. I stock your CDs, T-shirts and posters. Nothing of yours has sold in over a year so I want you to get all this crap out of here or I'll just throw it away. Kunal
Basu
Dear PMM Is there any truth to the rumor that Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh is really a woman trapped in the body of a man? Rituparno
Chattergee
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If you would like to add your input contact us here: moojhead@gmail.com.
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is a look at the latest releases by MHVSEE.
This summer expect great things from those of us remaining on the
payroll. Just because we have half the engineers and mixers on staff
doesn't mean you
will get half the effort. Sometimes people work harder than usual to
save their job.
This Summer the MHVSEE will release four new CDs. Three of the four are from new artists. These debut albums should continue to cement Mr. Singh's place in psychedelic history! Psychedelic Hip-Hop? You bet! Everybody knows Mr. Singh doesn't waste time producing rap music. BUT if a rap artist was willing to add another dimension to his or her craft (basically allow Mr. Singh to work his magic) then Mr. Singh said he might consider doing it. Now let me introduce you to Fi-Dall'ah-Footlong, a talented youth from the mean streets of Karachi, Pakistan. He was selected among many to do just this and the result is truly mind-blowing. Fi-Dall-ah's new album Straight Outta Karachi is expected to sell in the hundred-millions. Especially in Europe and America where people have no taste. Mr. Singh once said you could drop a deuce into a see-through baggie and sell it as rap music and no one would know the difference. To be honest I have no idea what he meant by that (but I guess I'll find out). Regardless, if you're into something different then this album is a must for you. I gave the master tapes a listen and I must admit my innards were churning with good vibrations and psychedelic hip-hop beats. Poet/Dancer/Artist/Song Writer/Naturalist Obama Biden Releases a very Heart-Felt Debut Album. This dramatic chap from Andra Pradesh just released his highly anticipated debut album entitled simply No Hope. Most of the songs are very melodramatic and express sincere feelings of anguish and suffering. (I guess the lad worked as a coal miner or such before becoming a performer.) The local press has dubbed Biden the Indian Morrissey. People are often seen leaving his concerts in tears. Biden often cannot finish his concerts because he himself breaks down into uncontrollable sobs. I find the lad very talented but a bit too histrionic for my tastes. I'd rather watch the Celtic Women for that sort of raw emotion. All that aside No Hope is a great album. The music is very nicely composed and performed. Some of the songs are a bit long, though. That is probably why there are only six songs on this 140-minute long double CD. I will say one thing though: I have never seen such an impressive album kick-off promotion in my life! The MHVSEE Marketing Team certainly outdid themselves on this gem. I've been told that Obama-Biden bumper stickers, signs T-shirts and posters can be seen everywhere! Biden certainly has a wonderful future ahead of himself if he can manage to hold his emotions in check. I know from experience these over-emotive artists often burn out way before they need to. Yonic Tribe Releases a New Album ... and it Kicks Ass! If you are a MHVSEE trivia buff then you know Yonic Tribe was the first all female band produced by Mr. Singh. Their latest album really screams at you. I must take credit where credit is due and remind everyone that I was the talent scout that discovered this hirsute trio of feminist psychedelic folk singers. I saw them perform during the Asian Lilith Festival and when I heard they were unsigned I quickly ran backstage and offered them a MHVSEE contract. They had no idea who Mogender Hanuman Vijay Singh was but when I showed them the big bag of money I had they didn't care who he was. Three albums into their contract they now present the psychedelic folk world with another gem: Flabberghasted to Death. I personally think this is their best album yet. It has much softer undertones and a gentler ambiance to it than previous efforts. And as is customary Mr. Singh says he will donate 1% of every album sale to a woman's cause somewhere. This year I think he is sending the money to the stop global warming crusade. Are You Into Funky Banjo? If you are then you have certainly heard of J. Paul Chetti. This 12-year-old child prodigy from Karnataka can really pluck and twang his banjo. To be honest I don't know much about this chap, as he was discovered by the B-Team MHVSEE talent scouts. These guys sometimes find a diamond in the rough but not always. This time they might have. When I heard the final mix of J. Paul's latest album Play That Funky Banjo Right, Boy I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe you will be too. Sadly, the B-Team talent scouts were laid off so none of them can come to the album kick off party.
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